How Husbands Take Rest ?

Doctor: Dekhiye aapke pati ko rest ki zaroorat hai….yeh sleeping tablets leejiye….

Wife: Unko yeh kab dena hai doctor ?

Doctor: Yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views
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