When asked What is a contingent fee?
When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing. If I do win it, you get nothing."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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