Girl of 1960
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 758 views
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.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
.
.
Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”.
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2nd Pathan: Kyon?
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dil se dil laga kar
bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo
bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi
karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka
bill chuka kar bhi dekh……
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Sir, why were you speeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I
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