Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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