Log Puchte Hai

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?

Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
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