A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 648 views

Milk badam

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Death time

A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife Where R U?
Wife: Yes,I M Here
My Sons: My Daughters R U All Here? Yes: Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!
Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….
Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi

Police:
Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kr paper jesi ban gai hai.
Sardar:
Tay darwaza kholny di ki zarurat a thallon ee phara day.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)