A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 787 views

Professor and Munna Bhai

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha,

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

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Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai

Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai,Hanuman
Mana Kar Deta hai,Shri Ram Poochte hain,Beedi De
Deta na.Hanuman Ji Bolte hain Prabhu Aap Chup
raho Iske 10 sir Hai,10 Beedi Deni Padegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)