A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 535 views

tujhe kya chahye

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush
hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Do u accept

Judge: Do u accept tat u stole d money 4m this guy?
Theif: No my lord, he gav m himself.
J: When did he giv u?
T: When I showed him d knife

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Memon Called A Newspaper Office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?

Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.

Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.

Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……

Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blue dant

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)