Mast Mast 2 Lain
Teacher:
Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?
Student:
Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain
Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain
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