Pathan
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 570 views
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