Pathan
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 687 views
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May 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes, Memon Jokes
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Phe 1 Machar Memon Pe Beth Gaya
Usne
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Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”
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Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
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Customer To Banker:
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Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D
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Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
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PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam kar
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Santa phir PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:Kabhi Bike dekhi hy?
PRADO wala:Pagal hey kya meri 40 lakh ki gadi or muje Bike se jala raha hy!
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PRADO wala:Ye kya hua?
Santa:Kabi bike dekhi hy?
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