pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 764 views

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Admi srdar sy

Admi srdar sy:
Isy Englsh me Trnslte kro

Dukh Hmesha sath Rhta Ha
Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rahti Ha”

Sardar:My Wife Is Always With Me
But Her Sister Comes & Goes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dawa to kahi se nahi mil rhi

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To
Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi
Pathan Doctor:
0oo Ho..Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye To
Hamara Signature He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar park me betha tha.

Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend:
Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar:
Badla le Raha hon!
Friend:
Kese?
Sardar:
Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)