Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?

A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 735 views
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Sahi Kiya Na

Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?

Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.

Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay
Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny


Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
aik larki ne shohar ko dekh kar romantic andaz main hello kaha,

bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl: What Time Is It?

Girl: What Time Is It?


PATHAN: Bra, panties.


Girl Slapped Him & Said: I Asked U The Time.



Pathan: Khocha Wohi To Bataya Tha Bra Panties (12:35)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!! :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mithai rekhi hai

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera
dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut
h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sahab dosray sahab se

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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