PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.

TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in class.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views

Doctor! My son swallowed

Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key! Doctor: When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?

Santa: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bottle car k Niche

Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aag lagane wali cheez door rakhen

Leadies ko petrol pump k bahir kiun motor cycles se utar dia jata hai
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q, k


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petorl pump pe likha hota hai aag lagane wali cheezein door rakhen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)