papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 788 views
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hain.
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Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
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