Garam Masala

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
.
.
Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala
.
Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views
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