Garam Masala

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
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Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala
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Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1231 views
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