1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea

mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say).

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 942 views

hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante

hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon… hum dava jaante hain,
hume bhulne ki koshish mat karna dost, hum gala dabana bhi jante hain!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dhobhi And Gadha

Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apun Jhoot Nehin Bolega

Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.

Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)