Ek Sardar doosre sardar se
Ek Sardar doosre sardar se:
Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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