Similar Jokes
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa- arz kiya hai.
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :jis k 2onon hath na hun us ko english me kia kehte hain?
Student:hands free
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)