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Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
what is ds difference between indian cricket team and toilet ..
kuch b nahy waha b dhoni hay or yaha b dhoni hay
by atif majeed (few years ago!)
Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Teacher:aisi kisi jagah ka naam btao jis ko banaya to admi ne ho magr wo wahan ja na sakta ho.
Student:woman toilet
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)
Student:
LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”
Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”
Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”
Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hog
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
first friend: yar aaj main nay
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A good advice from a good friend!
I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)