JUmma mubarak
Ramadan muBarak
Eid mUbarak
Tum LOg mujee kb kaho ge
Shadi mUbarak :p

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2755 views

Chak De India

Sachi bahaduri ka matlab

Der raat ko ghar lotna..

Late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun..

Papaji hath me hockey lekar gate khole..

Or tum kaho..
"Chak De India".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

soch ko salam

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

In 2020 girl

In 2020 girl:"Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai

Oye Murgey Tera mobile no. Kya hai. ?
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Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nahi hai kya ?
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Girl:"baap aur bhai sab hai, par tu nahi hai na chikne :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)