Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka
Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka Chooha Hota.
Tu Bari Chah Sy Bary Maan Sy Nikalti Mujh Ko.
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma Kar Chipak Sa Jata.
Tu Mujh Ko Apni Unglion Sy Marora Karti.
Mai Terey Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jata.
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion Sy CHUPATI Mujh Ko.
Main Un Ko Dakh Kar Dar Sa Jata.
Tu Dunia Sy Chup kar Kahin Chipkati Mujh ko.
Aur is Tarha Main AMAR Ho Jata.
Kaash MAIN TERI HASEEN NAK KA CHooHA HOTA…!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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Small cute student:
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Sir aap na mera intezar na kiya karo,
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2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
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