a guy went to a resturant , he wanted to see the menue but he foget what it is called;
he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 798 views

BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Du dost class main late aye

Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,

pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,

ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?

sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher Behosh Ho Gaya

Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya.

Question was:
BLACK is a colour
White is also a colour

But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)