Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Yeh doctor
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Circuit:
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Dog: "Rough!"
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Dog: "Ruth!"
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