Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Imran Ashraf (few years ago!) / 986 views

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi Sardar 250
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,


Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?


Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bush got rescued

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.

It was President Bush.

President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him the money.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:

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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tere Ashiq Hazar

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.

Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)