Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Kaise.. Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..

Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.

Ek Dum.
Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANTA AND AN ENGLISH MAN

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

War laga do

Jan....kia haal hai,
jan....kahan ho,
jan....kab milo ge,


jan....ziyada khush mat hon




space wali jagah pe war laga k parhen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne

Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 options to break a mirror

3 options to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)