Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views
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