Sharabiyo Ko To Bas Bahana Chahiye

Ek Sharabi Sadak Ke Beech Gir Gaya.

Police Wale Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Sharaabi Se Bola: “Tumne Itni Sharab Kyon Pee Rakhi Hai?”

Sharabi Hath Jodte Hue: “Mazboori Thi Sir”

Police Wala: “Kaisi Mazboori Thi?”

Sharabi: “Bottle Ka Dhakkan Kahi Gum Ho Gaya Tha Sir“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

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