Sikh platform per

Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay
thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay
shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char
jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us
ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main
to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.

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