Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay
thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay
shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char
jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us
ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main
to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1155 views

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

by lescol (few years ago!)

Radio pe gaana sun raha tha

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aurat Doctor Say

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aik phtan

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag
mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai
jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)