Ek Ladki Apne Room Mein
Ek Ladki Apne Room Mein Bethi Zor Zor Se Ro Rahi Thhi,
Maa Ne Ye Dekha To Uske Pass Aayi Aur Boli.
Maa: “Kya Hua Beti Kyo Ro Rahi Hai, Mujhe Bata Main Tumhari Dost Hoon”
Beti Rote Hue: “Kya Bataun Yaar, Apne Wale Se Milne Gayi Thi, Tere Wale Ne Dekh Liya To Bohat Mara.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1630 views
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