Pathan

Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 933 views
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