Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 921 views

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri Pyari Madam

Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha

Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boyfrnd Reaches Home: Pack Ur

Boyfrnd Reaches Home: Pack Ur Bag Honey, I've Won Rs10 Crores In A Lottery.

GF: Wow! Thailand Or Switzerland?

BF: Who Cares? U Jst Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST..:-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain

Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)