Chote Se Kam Ke Liye Itni Mehnat
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Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke
Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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