TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

Khirki khuli..

Khirki Khuli.. Zulfein Urein..
Socha… Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par… Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sar dard se bachao

Girl:jab bi me ap k pas ati hun ap chashma kiun pehan lete hu.
Sardar:docter ne kaha hai jb sar dard aae tu chashama pehan lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A man arrives home very late,

A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

humain aisi larki chahiye

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta

ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta
k ek admi nay os say pucha
" bahi sahab yahan kia forokht hota hay?"
sonar nay ghusay say kaha,"
yahan gadhay(donkey) forokht hotay hain".
to admi nay kaha,"ap akailay rah gaey hian ya aor b koi hay."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)