Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

sher ka pinjra khula reh

Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Same as above

Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.
kisi Ne Waja pochi To Pathan Kehne Laga
oye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti
Admi ne kaha
Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.
Pathan Wo To Mujhe B Pata he. Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,
Irade par b 1 Neki hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)