Kid:Dad, Can We Go To

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 686 views
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