1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views

Sun vs Moon

Once there was a debate between two countries, USA and China, one thousand years ago.

Ten distinguished people from each country met in the Himalayas for the debate. The debate was on who was most important - the sun or the moon. Each side presented their arguments and counter-arguments for days but they could not settle.

Finally on the 11th day the Americans defeated the Chinese in the debate and concluded that it was the moon which was more important than the sun, "because the moon gives us light in the night when it is dark, but sun gives us light in the day-when it is not necessary!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar

golden words by hittler: if u can't fly , run. if u can't run, walk, if u can't walk crawl but keep moving


sardar: o tay theek ay parjaanakithay hai?

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

man found thousands of ways to

man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD...but God punished him by simply
making him a husband

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

New bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Koi kuta hoga

Boy:janu hmary pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana.
Girl:teri behan ko ko zaroor btaon kameeni kehti thi koi kutta hoga jo tujhe pyar karega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)