Pathan
Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 779 views
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