Dost Ki Tarif Naye Andaz Mein

Jab Apka Janam Hua,

Sara Akash Jhuma,

Devtaon Ne Dance Kiya,

Phoolon Ki Barish Hui,

Ghee Ke Diye Jale,

God Bole: “Jaan Chhuti Abb Dharti Waale Bhugtenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views
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