requirment
Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi
by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 764 views
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