Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?
Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?
Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min
Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.
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