Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote
Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,
Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,
Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 521 views
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