Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,

Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,

Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1024 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan & sardar

2 Brilliant MindS...!!!

Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
phtan ki mohnchian

1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ustad to akhirr ustad hota

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga

Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon Taaliyan

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,

Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh

1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki collage mein

Santa ki collage mein ek friend bani
usne ek sher sunaya

Santa ka sher:Is tarah mujhe apni taraf mat khicho sanam branded t-shirt hai fat gayi to bahut marunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super Killer Joke

Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Boy:" jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ????
.
Girl:" ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sare Boyfriend Bevkoof Nahi Hote

Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.

Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”

Boy Friend: “Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Isliye Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Budhu, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1 Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Memon Apne Kamre Ko

Motorcycle double stand

AFRIDI's Daughter

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya..

ust Friends: Never ask for f..

Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Neutron in the Bar

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook