A Memons Wife On Phone
In America,
A Memon’s Wife On Phone
Talking To Her Sister In Pakistan
Her Husband Came And Shouted:
Ae Zubeda, In K Puch Ta
In K Khabar Uuni Wife: Kuro Puchaan?
Memon:Kair Chui Vi K Pepsi
Te Panj Rupya Ocha Kari Dyo?:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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