Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,
Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,
to
har Namaz k baad
7 dafa
Apni ammi ki
taraf
moun kar k
zor zor se chillayen…
Meri shadi karvao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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