Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,

to

har Namaz k baad

7 dafa

Apni ammi ki

taraf

moun kar k

zor zor se chillayen…

Meri shadi karvao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views

Mouse To Elephant

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”

Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
.
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kash me us waqt kha jata

Admi:jab meri shadi howi thi to mujhe bv itni pyari lagti thi k dil karta tha k kha jaun

dost:aur ab?

Admi:sochta hun, kha lia hota to acha tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)