WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi
WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,
HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1136 views
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25 lac
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