Aqal ki zarorat

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,
Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,
Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo
Apke Paas Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 676 views
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