Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Halwa pasand ka

B.v:ap ko mera banaya howa halwa pasand nai aya bachay 3 palats kha chuke hain

andar se awaz aa, mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitab ki jilad rah gai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye

Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye

Admi ko 1din k liy bimar b hona chahiye

Yadon se keh do 1 din ki chutti de den

Aakhir ishq men ITWAR b hona chahiye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)