Boys Girls
Boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain Kuyn k
Jab b koi B0y kesi Girl ko dakhta hai to bolta hai
Sadky Jawan, kurbban Jawan, MashaAllah, SubhanAllah,
Aur Girl Boy ko dakh kar kahti hai
Dekho kaisy ghor raha hai
Kamina, Zaleel, Be-Sharam, Be-Haya
Tu Sabit howa boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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