Teacher:
2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte

Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1031 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your Engli


Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bal

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai ??.
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Answer:” both are Cool, Sweet..sab pasand
karte hai
aurMost important similarity; is,
dimag wali jagah
dhakkan hai.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Nau jawano aage bado Santa age

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado

Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?


Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher 2 GOLU

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.

GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.

Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)