Santa Jaisa Akalaman
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.
To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”
Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha
Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,
Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,
Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr
matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Andaz-e Dosti apki 1 ada heyy.......dor ho humsey yehapki khata hey...
Har jaga lagi hui hey pyaari si tasveer apki
jis k neechey likha hey.........
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YEH PAGAL 7 DIN SEY LA PATA HEY!!!! :D:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BEFORE MARRIAGE- Roses are red,
sky is blue,U r beautiful,I Luv u
AFTR MARRIAGE: Roses r dead,I have flu,
Dont get on my head, side ho TU.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)