Pathan in Shaadi
Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko
Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne
Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt
Phr Nhi Ayga:-)
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