Pathan Received A Msg
Pathan Received A Msg "Jin Ko Samjh Mein Nahi Aaya Woh POGO Dekhein"
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Pathan Replied After 3 Days ....
"Yaar 3 Din Sy POGO Dekh Raha Hoon Samjh Mein Tou Abhi Bhi Nahii Aaya"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views
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