A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.
Girl: Who's the first?
Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 731 views

Bv vs husband joke

Bv:janu suna hai k janat me husband aur wife ikathe nai hun ge.

Husband:o paglal isi lye to use janat kehte hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

EK VILLAGE KI AURAT CHEQUE

EK VILLAGE KI AURAT CHEQUE CASH KARANE GAYI
CLERK;SIGN KRO
AURAT:KAISE?
CLERK:JAISE KHAT K END ME LIKHTI HO.
AURAT NE SIGN KIYA "TOHAR MUNNE KI AMMA"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Admi Ko Lakhpati

Question:

Kiya Orat, Admi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai..?
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AnsWer :
Yes,
Par Admi Crorepati Hona Chahiye..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan ka interview tha,

Pathan ka interview tha,

Sawal aya: English main translate karo,

Main Nokri ke lye bohat umeed se hu,

Pathan: I am Pregnant for the Job

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)