Two Sardars were walking

Two Sardars were walking together

1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain

2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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