Sardar ki mout
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya
ae”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views
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