Pathan bachay ku lekar nayee kay dukan may dakhil huwa baal katwayee, shave kee aur nayee ku kaha kay bachay kay baal banadu may sabzee lekay aatha hun Jab kafee der huwee aur pathan nae aaya thu naye nay bachay say pucha tmhara baap kidhar gaya Bacha: May tu usay nahee jaanta may thu raastay …

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 763 views

Sabzi waala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hotel Ka Khana

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A small boy, his father and father's

A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant. Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 icecream.
Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. 

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)