BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 466 views

Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nahi

Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia H

Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Class

English Class-

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night

Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi :D :p

G.nyt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri

3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,

4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,

5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath mei hai,

kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baqi 999 kun hain

Girl:mere irade bare neak hai mere lye ap 1000 me se aik hain.
Boy:dimag k hum bi don hai,ye bta baqi 999 kun hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)